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Joey Perillo
Tune in to HBO's award winning
drama,
"The
Wire" Sunday January 20th & January 27th to watch me steal the
scenes from
Dominick
West!
more hype:
Academy Award winning director
Jonathan Demme has graciously
asked me to play a small but critical role in his upcoming film for Sony
Pictures titled
"Dancing With Shiva, currently
shooting in Connecticut. I have graciously acquiesced......
my co-stars include
Debra
Winger, Anne Hathaway......
and the incomparable celluloid legend, Roger
Corman
and portraying my wife in the picture, the lovely and supremely talented stage actress,
(who incidentally had better call me or Email me if she wants a different
photo here or to hear what Joan Bradley had to say about her)!
Enough about me and what I'm doing now.........please
resume your daily web viewing of me with:
Click
here to download this Sopranos clip featuring Joey Perillo
with
Bobby Bacala!
[you might want to right-click and Save target]
For more video clips of Joey Perillo please click HERE!
I am featured as the Investigator
for the Medical Examiner in the award winning HBO series,
"The
Wire."
[ abdominal area enhanced to imply wisdom ]
Watch me match wits with Officer Jimmy McNulty (Dominick West)
May 13th & May 20th 2007 were important dates in the history of television! On those dates the small screen was graced with the appearance of Joey Perillo on an obscure HBO show called "The Sopranos" as the handsome, young asbestos engineer, John Stefano. Watch for reruns! Buy the DVD!
Can't tell you anything more
about it on account then I'd have to.......
well, you know.......
In the meantime, still living
off the checks from a roast of a guy who was being eased out of his
high pay executive position at a Major
East Coast Auto Dealership even though I have hardly had time to spend
all the money from my enormously successful (if not lucrative) roasting
of a retiring muckety-muck from an equally obscure pharmaceutical joint
called MERCK....this after hardly having time to recover from a week in
Santa Monica where I brought life & mirth to the proceedings of the
Toronto branch of pharma giant AmGen
as host & MC for their
annual meetings...............but I digress.........please resume reading:
Corporate Comedian
Acting Teacher
&
Real actor!
(click here for Real Resume!)
"Have Schtick, Will Travel"
[Doctor Johnny Pharma for Hoffman
LaRoche, Canada in Cancun for The
Equicom Group
note: lines added to eye area to imply maturity]
Following is a candid photo of Mr. Perillo being subjected to harassment by a couple of co-workers whilst on a recent job in South Beach, Miami for Liberty Property Trust with the creative genius of The Creative Group, the inimitable Fred Stein........I am considering a lawsuit. Available contingency lawyers welcome to apply.
Joey Kookaburra for Atofina in
Corporate
Comedian
Just
what does that mean and why do you need one?
Funny you should ask........
Well, how much value would there
be in having your staff, associates or customers listen more attentively
to your sufferatin' seminars and stultifying speechifying?
What if I tell you that having
Joey Perillo lighten up your serious corporate events will result in happier,
more motivated employees who suddenly realize you are a lot smarter that
they had ever imagined?
What if I tell you that after
you book Joey Perillo
DID I MENTION: YOU WILL MAKE MORE MONEY?
Consider the following self-serving
hyperbole:
Joey is an accomplished entertainer who specializes in corporate comedy
and trade shows. Despite the fact that he has been cast as a principal
actor in
several major motion
pictures-click here- and network television
Joey invariably finds his way back to the world of corporate entertainment
writing variously amusing run-on sentences ignoring punctuation and syntax
and referring to himself in the third person. This tendency toward "schtick"
comes naturally to the handsome, young Perillo: there is anecdotal evidence
that he is descended from the legendary borscht belt comedian,
Schecky Perillo
Herewith a non comprehensive, variously linked listing of what has
come to be known and admired in the trade as:
Joey Perillo's Oeuvre:
Legitimate stage, screen &
TV
Corporate Comedy & Executive Roasts
Bogus Expert Speaker
Character MC
Comedy Murder Mysteries
Trade Show Host
Speech scripting and Doctoring
Excellent
references available!
Some are authentic
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(215)
321-7924
(215) 801-4112
cell
Still wondering what to get that
special someone for that special reason? Here's a special suggestion:
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Denzel
Washington as Major Bennet Marco
Meryl
Streep as Senator Eleanor Shaw
and...........
the handsome, young
Joey Perillo
as
Jimmy
directed with characteristic genius by my friend,
Academy Award winning director
.........seen here indicating exactly how he wants the camera to frame the handsome, young FBI Agent, Jimmy, (portrayed brilliantly by Joey Perillo) in his brief yet crucial--some will say poignant---scene)
click here to purchase for cheap!
or this gem from 1987...click it!
From a halcyon Network TV season:
"Hack" Alert
CBS-TV is proud to announce that
the episode of the critically and popularly acclaimed drama, "Hack" titled
Signature
which features Joey Perillo
in the pivotal role of Larry Noble, handsome, young boating supply store
owner, made its triumphant world-wide debut on Friday, April 4th at 9 PM
and can be seen in incessant re-runs due to popular demand!
The effusive reviews are in and
many viewer comments can be found
HERE.
After giving them some much appreciated
acting tips, Joey smiles condescendingly to actors
Andre Braugher and Paul Adelstein
while shooting a moving scene from the late CBS dramatic series "Hack."
photo courtesy Mary Brown and
her super cool David Morse-Hack website: so go there already! Right HERE
If you missed my stellar performance
you can see it right NOW by downloading the clip right HERE
CLICK HERE
TO
SEE WHAT THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER IS SAYING ABOUT ME
And now to return to our regularly scheduled website.........
please click on links below..........
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Recent
exploits and Gratuitous photos & links as
Google
Bait!
Joey Perillo and legendary guitar god Jeff "Skunk" Baxter
Joey Perillo and legendary singer
songwriter "The Year of the Cat"
Al
Stewart
Flotsam
Herewith some reasonably recent triumphantly successful
Comedy Murder Mysteries:
Left 'em in the aisles laughing
at a joint in Langhorne, PA called Bella Tori Mansion Restaurant. Did
a one-man comedy murder for the folks at Waste Management......got
another one for them next week..........coupla months back I killed at
the Ritz Carlton,
Philadelphia
for
Wyeth
Pharmaceuticals
then they loved me at the Medford
Village Country Club where my One Man Comedy Murder helped them net a ton
a money for the Medford
Lakes Education Foundation Inc.
also did one at the elegantly appointed
Loews
Hotel on Market Street in Philadelphia for
State
Farm Insurance.
just prior to them killings I done
a couple ridiculously successful comedy murders for two diverse and diversely
different groups a big shots from
Glaxo
Smith Kline
later I'll be knocking them dead
at my third murder for the
International
Customer Service Association.......I forget where.........and then
for a group of well-heeled, entertainment savvy seniors downna shore in
tony Ventnor, NJ.........much more later..........
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