Joey Perillo*
For your hiring pleasure and more information:
Have Schtick, Will Travel ™
actor
- corporate comedian - emcee - trade show host - roasts - comedy murder
mysteries - acting instructor - script writer - script fixer
private party bartender
Joey Perillo's Adult Acting Classes resume in Bucks County
CHEAP! (the classes are, too) click
here!
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*So, you are asking, just who
and what is this handsome, young Joey Perillo?
Joey Perillo is an accomplished
legit actor and corporate comedian (illegit?) with a long
list of credits on the stage and on screens both large and small. When
not sharing the lens with other celluloid luminaries Joey can be found
bringing mirth and happiness to corporate audiences at trade shows and
sundry events all over the continent in a myriad of roles and engaging
in a myriad of original schtick……(or schtickiness, to use the proper King's
English)……..and other esoteric stuff……. all with an aim toward alleviating
the boredom, stress and tedium inherent in corporate events.
Or perhaps you'll find Joey delivering an original roast or expert comic speech at a corporate event in Madison Square Garden or in Cancun or Santa Monica or Toronto or at some robber barons rundown crib in Greenwich, north of The City…..or somewheres else…….
So you see, Joey condescends to appear in major motion pictures and television shows just to pay the bills so he can continue to pursue his Life Long Love of performing various and sundry original bits of comic business for the corporate community.
Joey does this both for the emotional satisfaction he gets in his heart and soul for helping those hapless folks get through their droll lives----and the fact that they generally pay him outrageous amounts of money for very, very little actual work, and feed him well and fly him all about in the comfort and luxury to which he has become accustom and the which he so richly deserves. And sometimes they pay in cash.
Please peruse this hastily constructed, poorly worded website---and email me if you have an idea of something you want me to do for you or you have money in your company budget that you have to get rid of so you can ask for an increased budget for next year. And thank you for reading this far………
Enough about me and what I'm doing now.........please
resume your daily web viewing of me with:
Click
here to download this Sopranos clip featuring Joey Perillo
with
Bobby Bacala!
[you might want to right-click and Save target]
For more video clips of Joey Perillo please click HERE!
Where I am featured as the
Investigator for the Medical Examiner in the award winning HBO series,
"The
Wire."
Watch me match wits with Officer Jimmy McNulty (Dominic West)
May 13th & May 20th 2007 were important dates in the history of television! On those dates the small screen was graced with the appearance of Joey Perillo on an obscure HBO show called "The Sopranos" as the handsome, young asbestos engineer, John Stefano. Watch for reruns! Buy the DVD!
Can't tell you anything more
about it on account then I'd have to.......
well, you know.......
...............but I digress.........please resume reading:
Corporate
Comedian
Acting Teacher
&
Real actor!
(click here for Real Resume!)
Doctor Johnny Pharma for Hoffman
LaRoche, Canada in Cancun for The
Equicom Group
[note: lines added to eye area to imply maturity]
Following is a candid photo of Mr. Perillo being subjected to harassment by a couple of co-workers whilst on a recent job in South Beach, Miami for Liberty Property Trust with the creative genius of The Creative Group, the inimitable Fred Stein........I am considering a lawsuit. Available contingency lawyers welcome to apply.
Joey Kookaburra for Atofina in
Corporate
Comedian
Just
what does that mean and why do you need one?
Funny you should ask........
Well, how much value would there
be in having your staff, associates or customers listen more attentively
to your sufferatin' seminars and stultifying speechifying?
What if I tell you that having
Joey Perillo lighten up your serious corporate events will result in happier,
more motivated employees who suddenly realize you are a lot smarter that
they had ever imagined?
What if I tell you that after
you book Joey Perillo
DID I MENTION: YOU WILL MAKE MORE MONEY?
Consider the following self-serving
hyperbole:
Joey is an accomplished entertainer who specializes in corporate comedy
and trade shows. Despite the fact that he has been cast as a principal
actor in
several major motion
pictures-click here- and network television
Joey invariably finds his way back to the world of corporate entertainment
writing variously amusing run-on sentences ignoring punctuation and syntax
and referring to himself in the third person. This tendency toward "schtick"
comes naturally to the handsome, young Perillo: there is anecdotal evidence
that he is descended from the legendary borscht belt comedian,
Schecky Perillo
Herewith a non comprehensive, variously linked listing of what has
come to be known and admired in the trade as:
Joey Perillo's Oeuvre:
Legitimate stage, screen &
TV
Corporate Comedy & Executive Roasts
Bogus Expert Speaker
Character MC
Comedy Murder Mysteries
Trade Show Host
Speech scripting and Doctoring
Excellent
references available!
Some areauthentic
!
we will be right back after another
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as
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directed with characteristic genius by my friend,
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.........seen here indicating exactly how he wants the camera to frame the handsome, young FBI Agent, Jimmy, (portrayed brilliantly by Joey Perillo) in his brief yet crucial--some will say poignant---scene)
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From a halcyon Network TV season:
"Hack" Alert
CBS-TV is proud to announce that
the episode of the critically and popularly acclaimed drama, "Hack" titled
Signature
which features Joey Perillo
in the pivotal role of Larry Noble, handsome, young boating supply store
owner, made its triumphant world-wide debut on Friday, April 4th at 9 PM
and can be seen in incessant re-runs due to popular demand!
The effusive reviews are in and
many viewer comments can be found
HERE.
After giving them some much appreciated
acting tips, Joey smiles condescendingly to actors
Andre Braugher and Paul Adelstein
while shooting a moving scene from the late CBS dramatic series "Hack."
photo courtesy Mary Brown and
her super cool David Morse-Hack website: so go there already! Right HERE
If you missed my stellar performance you can see it right NOW by downloading the clip right HERE
And now to return to our regularly scheduled website.........
please click on links below..........
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Gratuitous
photos as tribute and
Google
Bait!
Joey Perillo and legendary guitar
god of Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers fame
Jeff
"Skunk" Baxter
Joey Perillo and legendary singer
songwriter "The Year of the Cat"
Al
Stewart
Joey Perillo and legendary singer
songwriter
Dave
Nachmanoff
.
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Tug McGraw 1944-2004
