Joseph Samuel Perillo
goalie par excellence
Lawrence Flames Hockey Club
Lawrenceville, NJ

Pennsbury High School Freshman Team 2004


My beautiful son, Joe, the Artist.
[click HERE for example of Joe's fine art work].

When he is not listening to The Beatles or playing one of his many guitars, Joe can be found making money as an elf, clown or whatever character you need. When he is not engaged in the process of perfecting the art of low comedy (under the strict tutelage of der schtickmeister, daddy), Joe condescends to audition for commercials and motion pictures. Among the invaluable lessons he learned from dear 'ole dad is: he don't do nothin' witout no contract. Call for rates.......


Joe's a hockey goalie, an artist, a skateboard and rollerblade maven, a musical prodigy and a surfer dude.

Surfer-Dude Poster, Dewey Beach, Delaware 1999

Movies & TV & Stuff
References & Gross Exaggerations
Kilroy was here
Acting Classes
"ER" Co-star
My Dad
My Son, Joseph
Trade Shows
Comedy Murder Mysteries
Bogus Expert Speaker
Corporate & Private Roasts
Character MC
Dewey Beach: 
A Way of Life