That’s right, Movie Fans,
FREE POPCORN!*

Here’s all you have to do to get your FREE POPCORN!*

Go to your local cinema palace to see the new smash hit movie, “Rachel Getting Married" featuring me, JOEY PERILLO……..
    Buy your self a bag a popcorn…..any size……..
        Save your movie ticket receipt as Proof A Purchase……..
            Save your popcorn receipt as Proof A Purchase…….
                    Go home after the movie…….

Put both the receipts you saved into an envelope and address the envelope to me at the address that appears at bottom………

You will be reimbursed for the cost of the popcorn ABSOLUTELY FREE…….

That’s right, the popcorn cost will be sent to you absolutely FREE---just be sure to enclose your check or money order in the amount of $11.95 for shipping and handling of your FREE POPCORN reimbursement!

Isn’t that just GRAND!

Oh, and send me an E to let me know how much you loved me in the movie,

“Rachel Getting Married” featuring me, Joey Perillo.

NOW GO BACK TO MY HOMPAGE, HOMEY!
 

Address:
Joey Perillo FREE POPCORN* OFFER
c/o Irving Finsterflepp, Comptroller
5929 W. Veeblefetzer Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90036

*restrictive asterisk