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Smoking Gun From Philip Morris
....regarding Joey Perillo.......As you know Philip Morris is a Fortune 500 company and as such accepts nothing but the best. With Joey Perillo heading up the entertainment, you're getting the best. He is extremely talented, professional, and strives to make the client happy. We have used Joey on many occasions and feel that his performances only enhance our meetings. He is a true pleasure to work with and always exceeds expectations. If you are seeking quality entertainment I would recommend Joey without reservation.
Michelle
J. Baker
Merchandising
in re:
Historical Character Appearance
"Joey Perillo, in his characterization of Old Tom Morris, Sr. the legendary 19th century Scottish golf professional, brought a dimension of history to life! Our guests and patrons were transported back in time through his ability to blend well researched facts with warm, entertaining humor! Our planning team is already thinking about what character Joey will bring to life at next year's Philadelphia Golf Heritage Festival!"
Nancy
Dunleavy
Vice
President, Corporate Development
Friends
Behavioral Health System
Character MC for Cingular Wireless
......in
response to my incessant needy Emails gratingly trying to elicit comment
the
following was received:
"Thank
you, Joey. The client was VERY happy. I thought you got the best possible
performance out of the senior executive "show host." You played very well
off each other.
"We
just received more kudos from one of the Cingular people as we speak. She
said people are still talking about the event. Good job!"
Suzanne
Magrowski
Thomas
Advertising
Bogus Expert Guest Speaker
Dear
Joey,
The
We
truly enjoyed your performance. Your presentation as "Vice President of
Membership of the
If
there is anything we can do for you please don't hesitate to call.
R.
Scott Barker
VP
Comedy Murder Mystery House Party at the domicile of Un-named Celebrity Sports Talk Radio Host
Joey:
Un-Named
Celebrity Radio Host
Character
MC for Hospital Fund Raiser Dear
Joey,
On
behalf of the Crozer Employee Annual Fund Committee I would like to thank
you for making our Kick-Off Talent Show a very special event. Your hilarious
entrance started the excitement and you created a wonderfully entertaining
atmosphere for our courageous talent show entrants. The employees loved
the way you interacted with the entrants as well as the audience. As you
could see it was standing room only and many people could not even get
into the auditorium!
B.J.
Moore
Dear
Schmuck,
Character
Game Show Host for Well Respected Software Company Dear
Joey,
Christine
Bainbridge
Comedy
Murder at a Typical Synagogue Fund Raiser-Social Hi
guys Just wanted to thank you both again.
The event was a great success
Comment From
A Government Representative Yeah,
we see a lot of Joey. Seems to go in cycles.
Actually, we've seen his work and can't figure out why we don't see much
more of him......go figure.
Reginald
J. Finsterflepp
Sundry
other folks I have worked for and hope to weasel kind words from which
I'll post someday: Ed Rendell,
Philadelphia Mayor for Life (and now Governor-elect of Pennsylvania)
Fred
Beans Organization The Big
Event
More
coming as I invent them!
Add your fulsome praise! See your name emblazoned
on the World Wide Web! Marvel at how I twist
your words and completely change your meaning and intent! !
I
just wanted to tell you what a marvelous time everyone had last night at
the
party. You were terrific! Everyone called us today to say how
much
fun they had - in fact, you'll be getting a call from one guest, Andy
Rosen,
who said he'd like to host a party for his office staff.
Again, it was great.
Thanks
for a great time.
[editor's
note: I think the doors were locked.......]
The
Kickoff resulted in over $14,000 in donations and the enthusiasm you created
has brought donations to over $41,000 in the first two weeks of the campaign!
I
bet the "Homicide" ratings go up with Crozer employees tuning in! [ed.
note: they didn't.......]
Director
of Development
Crozer-Chester
Foundation
You
listen to me and you listen good you scrawny assed half dago actor bastid........If
I ever catch you around my daughter again I'll.........
Note
to editor: kill this! What is this doing here? I thought we took care of
this guy......
Note
from editor: What are you worried about.....nobody's
gonna read this far anyways........
I
was very appreciative that you could help us with such short notice, and
you were very accommodating. Not only that, but you were professional and
very funny. You made our event memorable and it was a big success.
Marketing
Supervisor
Softmart
Downingtown,
and
people were talking about it this morning at the synagogue. In fact
I
think some people were still walking around in character. Hopefully the
people
who weren't there will be sorry they missed it. Our goal is to do it
again
next year . ........... you
can be
sure
I will pass on your number. Thanks again and keep up the fun stuff.
Sincerely,
Bensalem,
PA
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