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DING DONG DA DON IS DEAD…..a good-natured Mob Mystery

Tonight is the first time in 57 years that the local rival mob families are calling a truce. After decades of bloody name calling and tasteless practical jokes (and some murders), the Dons and their wives, the Donnas, will meet tonight to give each other the famed "kiss of Vazool", or the kiss of respect. Everyone who is or ever had been "connected" is here tonight to share in this historic event and to help elect the new Don-this has all the makings of a night of Greed, Passion, Treachery, and Heartburn! Each Don has made a sacred vow to forsake all vendettas and stop the killings. Well, they lied ! Who could resist a little murder when all your enemies are in the same room at the same time ? And what about Naomi ?
 
 
 

ALL ABOUT OSCAR…..A Sincere Hollywood Mystery (yeah, right)

It’s Oscar Night (sort of) and all of Hollywood has turned out for the biggest night of the year, the night the Academy Awards are really determined, at this private party! But underneath all the glitter, the glamour, the schmoozing, the wheeling and dealing, the silicone……murder is brewing ! The new and apparently talentless film starlet, Demi Less, is up for Best Actress for her "work" on Love on the Run (which is expected to run away with several awards tonight). She was a total unknown before this movie, but Love on The Run has catapulted her to Super-Stardom. Unfortunately for Demi, many people remember that she pushed a lot of people off the ladder of success on her climb to the top…If she wins tonight a lot of people will be murderously unhappy. And we expect killer reviews for Ms. Less!
 

Ask about the Casino Murder (The Chips Are Down), The Geraldo Springer Show Murder, and the poorly written Xmas Holiday Murder which manages to offend every possible religion and ethnicity!
 

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