Joey Perillo
avoiding taxes as
LIGHTEN UP PRODUCTIONS
presents
Comedy
Murder Mystery
Synopses
and Hyperbolic Descriptions
NOTICE: Due
to the overwhelming popular and critical response to my stellar turn as
the handsome, young corrupt asbestos inspector on "The Sopranos" I will
only be offering my hi-frikken-larious mob murder as described below........
DING DONG DA DON IS DEAD…..a good-natured Mob Mystery
Tonight is the first time in 57 years
that the local rival mob families are calling a truce. After decades of
bloody name calling and tasteless practical jokes (and some murders), the
Dons and their wives, the Donnas, will meet tonight to give each other
the famed "kiss of Vazool", or the kiss of respect. Everyone who is or
ever had been "connected" is here tonight to share in this historic event
and to help elect the new Don-this has all the makings of a night of Greed,
Passion, Treachery, and Heartburn! Each Don has made a sacred vow to forsake
all vendettas and stop the killings. Well, they lied ! Who could resist
a little murder when all your enemies are in the same room at the same
time ? And what about Naomi ?
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