Save your money and get yourself something you always wanted - me! .....The location: secret, un-disclosed catacomb in Yardley Borough, PA.....consecutive ThursdaysADULT (16+)
ACTING CLASSES IN BUCKS COUNTY, PA
(Wilmington, Delaware in the Spring of 2012!)
Winter Session in Progress - need 3 more women!
for Beginners & Grizzled Veterans!
Yardley, PA
Email HERE
Not just for actors!
Thespians, Aspiring Thespians, Hacks & Carnies!
Corporate Robber Barons Who Tremble Doing Presentations and Tedious Speeches!
Rich, bored, Suburban House Wives
and
Law School Dropouts take note:
Free Your Inner Actor!
you owe it to yourself
......and I need the money.....
In the tumultuous wake of my extraordinary, critically and popularly acclaimed performances in both "The Sopranos" and "The Wire" on HBO and the fourteen principal motion picture roles (but who's counting?) I have quite understandably been inundated by fawning fans with requests nay, demands that I resume my legendary Adult Acting Classes here in bucolic Bucks County, PA......
I have condescended to do so........ergo:
Adult (16+) CLASSES HAVE RESUMED
IN YARDLEY, BUCKS COUNTY !
(soon to be in Wilmington)
both intro and experienced levels -
Email me and then jump in!
Maestro Perillo
Check this site for updates! Time is 7:30pm - 9:30pm each night
....the cost is a measly $
NOW ONLY
E-MAIL or call (215)-801-4112 NOW TO SAVE A SPACE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!
nota bene: experience is not required...I will take your money regardless of competency or potential...I will tell you that you are progressing well and should continue to pay me ad infinitum....just as your therapist does.......
SO WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
Not just for actors!
* THIS IS THE CREATIVE OUTLET YOU
CRAVE AND NEED
* YOU WILL LEARN AND/OR HONE YOUR
SKILLS
* YOU WILL BUILD/ENHANCE/RESTORE
CONFIDENCE
* YOU WILL BUILD/ENHANCE/RESTORE
SELF-ESTEEM
* IT IS FUN
* YOU WILL MEET NEW GUYS AND DOLLS
* (add your own well reasoned reason
here)
BONUS: refer a friend or other
socially maladroit acquaintance and get $1 off your tuition! (restrictions
apply, not valid in Pennsylvania)
Email my people for more
information......
And now please proceed to be dazzled and amazed at my
incessant verbal meandering and flagrant disregard for style and syntax:
Yes, I shall be again
engaged in the teaching of the craft here in the aforementioned bucolic
Typical Student
As a true and fiercely
dedicated mercenary I teach for anyone who will pay me.
Classes are comprised of
many folks from various walks of life with varying aspirations.......many
of these intrepid souls actually wish to commit the ultimate insanity and
grovel for auditions and cast their respective lots to the vagaries of
small minded, vile and un-imaginative casting persons...........but I digress.......
Click above to join my Facebook Posse!
I have inexplicably been paid large sums of money as a pedantic
theatrical Hessian in Yardley, Bucks County at the acclaimed Cultural Arts
in Progress (CAPS!) and at the venerable
Community
Conservatory of Music in Historic Doylestown, PA as well as for
The Actors Center
in Newtown, PA and Princeton, NJ
Private coaching on particular projects also happens........
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